Margaux A. LaRauch (margaux_larauch) wrote in magie_melange,
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Margaux visits the headmistress on Friday night...

Margaux LaRauch: *working very hard to not be spotted outside of her classrooms, Margaux sneaks to the Headmistress's office* Do you still love me?

Saorise Dehalle: *looking up from a pile of parchments* Do I want to know what you've done?

Margaux LaRauch: Professor Bennet says I am not loved anymore

Saorise Dehalle: You are loved... Melly has been hit over the head too many times

Margaux LaRauch: I was decorating her office with pink ribbons while she was at lunch

Saorise Dehalle: Good...and glitter...pink glitter

Margaux LaRauch: Done. Just so long as my headmistress protects me.

Saorise Dehalle: Of course... I am evil, remember?

Margaux LaRauch: Yes *tries to figure out how to hide behind the Headmistress at all times*

Saorise Dehalle: We hired you for a reason

Margaux LaRauch: Well good
Margaux LaRauch: I still can't figure out why though

Saorise Dehalle: Secrets *smirking*
Saorise Dehalle: And we like driving melly insane.

Margaux LaRauch: You know we use to call her Smelly Melly when I was a student

Saorise Dehalle: We still do

Margaux LaRauch: I called her Melly once and she hexed me.
Margaux LaRauch: You should ask her about Fieryo.
Margaux LaRauch: She was horrible to him.
Margaux LaRauch: Not that I was there hiding out under my invisibility coat or anything.

Saorise Dehalle: Of course not...we keep her around for amusement value and to blame accidents on

Margaux LaRauch: There he was being a perfectly kind wizard
Margaux LaRauch: And she was wretched to him, simply horrible

Saorise Dehalle: She is heartless...but then, she also never notices the missing parts of her memory

Margaux LaRauch: He was perfect for her and she was terrible.
Margaux LaRauch: You should talk to her about that

Saorise Dehalle: I will

Margaux LaRauch: If she's suppose to be teaching students
Margaux LaRauch: She should have at least gone on a date with him or eaten dinner with him.

Saorise Dehalle: Or gotten drunk

Margaux LaRauch: Well yes
Margaux LaRauch: I was so upset I stormed off to Pat O's and got loaded by the volcano

Saorise Dehalle: So thats where you went...have fun?

Margaux LaRauch: I think a Muggle spotted me
Margaux LaRauch: Whoops......
Margaux LaRauch: Well, just my hand

Saorise Dehalle: Eh...happens...not like it really matters

Margaux LaRauch: I try not to do that
Margaux LaRauch: But damn the hurricanes were worth it

Saorise Dehalle: LOL

Margaux LaRauch: I think I'm going to F & M's tomorrow night
Margaux LaRauch: Feeling rather nostalgic

Saorise Dehalle: Oh

Margaux LaRauch: It's very college-y
Margaux LaRauch: But I like it
Margaux LaRauch: And it's pretty cheap

Saorise Dehalle: Ah

Margaux LaRauch: If you are ever up for it, we can go to the Red Room
Margaux LaRauch: We could take Sine there for deprograming

Saorise Dehalle: You've mentioned that before

Margaux LaRauch: It's a good place
Margaux LaRauch: May I show South Park to my students?
Margaux LaRauch: I think it would be a good movie to show thim

Saorise Dehalle: Yes...one needs to hear 'Blame Canada' at least once in their lives

Margaux LaRauch: I think my first years can handle it
Margaux LaRauch: I know the muggle bornes will be use to that
Margaux LaRauch: I think "donkey raping shit eater" could be the new black

Saorise Dehalle: That it could

Margaux LaRauch: Or is that going to get me in trouble?
Margaux LaRauch: For child corruption

Saorise Dehalle: At this school? Corruption is the least of their worries

Margaux LaRauch: Just making sure
Margaux LaRauch: I think Curtis's mother worries that she should have sent him to Salem at times
Margaux LaRauch: He would have studied under Fieryo up there......

Saorise Dehalle: What would be the point of that...really, we teach our students not to fear death, whats better than that?

Margaux LaRauch: I agree
Margaux LaRauch: That's what I told her over the summer
Margaux LaRauch: She's glad that I'm around

Saorise Dehalle: We all are

Margaux LaRauch: He's a little, well, you've met Curtis
Margaux LaRauch: Is it flailing? or just he's a girl

Saorise Dehalle: That may be a mystery for the ages

Margaux LaRauch: He's a good kid though

Saorise Dehalle: Yep yep

Margaux LaRauch: If we could only find the magical equivant to Ridalin

Saorise Dehalle: Hm...that may not be a good idea...especially if it can come in dart form

Margaux LaRauch: But we could control the children
Margaux LaRauch: Think about it
Margaux LaRauch: We could create zombie children
Margaux LaRauch: Without the dead side effects

Saorise Dehalle: Whats the fun in that?

Margaux LaRauch: True
Margaux LaRauch: Can you please ban the gators from my classrooms?

Saorise Dehalle: I shall speak to Rory about it...if that fails...gator skin boots? and ebay?

Margaux LaRauch: You will protect me from Rory?
Margaux LaRauch: I'll give you 25% of what I make

Saorise Dehalle: Sure

Margaux LaRauch: Will the house elves make gator stew for us?

Saorise Dehalle: They will make anything...they know by now how strange we are

Margaux LaRauch: I just haven't gotten use to asking for things

Saorise Dehalle: Ah

Margaux LaRauch: Madame's house elf
Margaux LaRauch: Well, we try not to touch the thing
Margaux LaRauch: It got some bizarre ideas from that Dobby one over at Hogwarts
Margaux LaRauch: They are somehow related
Margaux LaRauch: I try not to pay attention

Saorise Dehalle: We all do...it's a strange relationship

Margaux LaRauch: It wanted money
Margaux LaRauch: But offer it clothes and it had a fit

Saorise Dehalle: That's odd

Margaux LaRauch: We found the money in it's nest
Margaux LaRauch: Just a pile of coins

Saorise Dehalle: Silly

Margaux LaRauch: I think it just wanted the coins
Margaux LaRauch: First thing I do when I inherit that thing is give it clothes

Saorise Dehalle: Yes...ours would spend the money on gin, I'm sure

Margaux LaRauch: Madame feeds it gin anyway

Saorise Dehalle: Ah

Margaux LaRauch: You've met Madame
Margaux LaRauch: She's interesting

Saorise Dehalle: That she is

Margaux LaRauch: She wants me to get married

Saorise Dehalle: Well, you can always aid Brian in his cover stories

Margaux LaRauch: I asked
Margaux LaRauch: He rebuked me

Saorise Dehalle: Just wait until his mother shoves another woman at him, and a wedding ring

Margaux LaRauch: Professor VonHahn was always attractive when we were students here
Margaux LaRauch: But he'd never have gone with me

Saorise Dehalle: Aid him in his survival and he might

Margaux LaRauch: *pauses, considering her words carefully*
Margaux LaRauch: He scares me
Margaux LaRauch: He's far too attractive....

Saorise Dehalle: Imagine him in a ugly, frilly, vomit green dress

Margaux LaRauch: Ha
Margaux LaRauch: I don't know if I could

Saorise Dehalle: Oh I'm sure you could...if not we get him drunk and transfigure his clothes

Margaux LaRauch: *Blushes*
Margaux LaRauch: I don't think I could do that

Saorise Dehalle: I'm sure someone could

Margaux LaRauch: *turning bright red* It would be like pursing Percy Weasley
Margaux LaRauch: I just don't think I could be rational

Saorise Dehalle: You are not very Slytherin, are you?

Margaux LaRauch: Why would I have been a Slytherin?
Margaux LaRauch: I attended La Academie

Saorise Dehalle: Its more of a frame of mind, and a rather attractive man, but that's not the point

Margaux LaRauch: Ah *thinking outloud*
Margaux LaRauch: Percy Weasley is an attractive man....

Saorise Dehalle: That he is....very much so

Margaux LaRauch: Shame I shall never meet him
Margaux LaRauch: Elizabeth knew of him
Margaux LaRauch: She introduced me once, when we were in London before her wedding
Margaux LaRauch: I don't htink Blaise liked him very much *thinking of her crush fondly*

Saorise Dehalle: Doesn't mean you can't exchange owls...and you never know what will happen

Margaux LaRauch: I only met him in passing
Margaux LaRauch: I wouldn't feel right corresponding with him *suddenly very interested in her fingernail*

Saorise Dehalle: He does have a position in the ministry...we can attempt to have a exchange program concerning British wizarding culture

Margaux LaRauch: *swallowing* True
Margaux LaRauch: But I don't know if he would be interested in me, he's probably got lots of women throwing htemselves at him
Margaux LaRauch: He's cute with all that red hair

Saorise Dehalle: I've heard he has many siblings....and nevermind that...seduce him

Margaux LaRauch: That's what Blaise's friend said, that "Weasleys breed like rabbits"
Margaux LaRauch: I've never seduced anyone

Saorise Dehalle: Don't worry about that...I can tell you how

Margaux LaRauch: Hmmmm
Margaux LaRauch: I've heard the stories aobut his family, well the ones in the British history books
Margaux LaRauch: But I take those with a grain of salt

Saorise Dehalle: So self important they are

Margaux LaRauch: Yes they are
Margaux LaRauch: Very harsh to Percy though,
Margaux LaRauch: At least that Ron was....

Saorise Dehalle: I've heard some things as well...connections are always a good thing...I'm sure you can find an in

Margaux LaRauch: I don't even know if he's free these days

Saorise Dehalle: Start writing him...and I can ask around

Margaux LaRauch: Perhaps
Margaux LaRauch: Sine would jump all over this wouldn't she
Margaux LaRauch: Please don't tell her that I find Percy Weasley attractvie

Saorise Dehalle: She doens't have to know...and really, there is no harm in speaking to a person

Margaux LaRauch: I know she's worsen my life
Margaux LaRauch: If that's possible

Saorise Dehalle: Of course...no one has to know
Saorise Dehalle: And really...just think of the tales about his time at Hogwarts...in potions

Margaux LaRauch: That's what I fear
Margaux LaRauch: She would have taught him, correct?

Saorise Dehalle: I don't know...like I said, I can pull some strings
Saorise Dehalle: Randomly appearing in common rooms gives on a great deal of power over residents

Margaux LaRauch: True
Margaux LaRauch: His mother frightens me

Saorise Dehalle: Oh?

Margaux LaRauch: Just the stories I have heard
Margaux LaRauch: And I've seen the products the Weasley twins make

Saorise Dehalle: Exactly...he may need a sane person to communicate with

Margaux LaRauch: Can I have it written down that you believe I'm sane?

Saorise Dehalle: Sure

Margaux LaRauch: Sine would never believe it

Saorise Dehalle: Then you must

Margaux LaRauch: I must what?

Saorise Dehalle: Wave it in her face for a while

Margaux LaRauch: My sanity?
Margaux LaRauch: You should owl her

Saorise Dehalle: I'll leave her a message in the mail...on rose scented paper, of course

Margaux LaRauch: Thank you
Margaux LaRauch: I did redecorate her classroom
Margaux LaRauch: The cauldrons look better pink I think

Saorise Dehalle: I agree

Margaux LaRauch: And her rooms look better pink
Margaux LaRauch: I was bewitching bows in her hair
Margaux LaRauch: But I think she caught me

Saorise Dehalle: I'm sure someone can distract her long enough

Margaux LaRauch: I got her once

Saorise Dehalle: Good

Margaux LaRauch: But until she cools off, I think I am better protected staying in my rooms

Saorise Dehalle: Something will grab her attention away from you soon enough

Margaux LaRauch: Thank you
Margaux LaRauch: Otherwise I'm sure to croak

Saorise Dehalle: Who worries about death around here?

Margaux LaRauch: I forget that we are revivable

Saorise Dehalle: Most do...

Margaux LaRauch: I keep thinking well I'm mortal

Saorise Dehalle: Thats adorable

Margaux LaRauch: I'm not sure I want to be adorable
Margaux LaRauch: I'm reminded of Madame's friends who pinch my cheeks

Saorise Dehalle: No worries about that...

Margaux LaRauch: Well thank heavens for small miracles
Margaux LaRauch: My cheeks hate that

Saorise Dehalle: Doesn't everyone's?

Margaux LaRauch: Besides, I fear people getting abnormally close to my throat. And on that note, I am going to sneak back to my rooms. You know how to find me. *Margaux glances through the cracked door and makes a run for it*
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